Funny New Year Quotes

Most Funny New Year Quotes and Sayings

Funny New Year Quotes

It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets. ~ William Thomas

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty. ~ John Selden

I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. ~ Robert Paul  

And now we welcome the New Year, full of things that have never been. ~ Rainer Maria Rilke

The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. ~ W. H. Auden

I would say happy New Year but it’s not happy, it’s exactly the same as last year except colder. ~ Robert Clark

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. ~ Oscar Wilde

What the New Year brings to you will depend a great deal on what you bring to the New Year. ~ Vern McLellan

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. ~ Bill Vaughn

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Of all sound of all bells, most solemn and touching is the peal which ring out the Old Year. ~ Charles Lamb

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year’s leaves. ~ Bill Vaughn

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a New Year ~ Judith Crist

New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this doesn’t encourage them to take up more of my time. ~ James Agate

New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. ~ Mark Twain

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. ~ P. J. O’Roruke
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